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GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM
";
GIRLZ OF 2007 ???????????????????????????????????????????????
AGAR TUM
MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM.................
Funny
Sms
man 2 hotel manager;jaldi chalo meri biwi khirki se
kood kar
jaan dena chahti hai
manager;what can i do ?
man;khirki nahi khul rahi
hai
Funny
Sms
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor :
A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss
Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
Funny
Sms
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5
kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack
kar do, bill dadi dengi
Funny
Sms
AASMAN ME TUM HO,
ZAMIN PE TUM HO,
HAWA ME TUM HO,
JAHA
BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO.
DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI
"KITAANU" HAR
JAGAH HOTE H
Funny
Sms
If
u hav 1 father, call me.
If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.
If u hav 3 fathers,
mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.
Funny
Sms
Last night da Moon said to me
"if ur friend is not messaging
you, why don"t u leave ur friend"
I looked back at da moon and said
"OYE
KOI GHAREEB V HUNDA HAI"
Funny
Sms
Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam
likh de
agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ
MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de
Funny
Sms
Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE -
Without Information
Fighting Everytime!!!"
Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!
Funny
Sms
A
paindu died God $ay$ to him ! Mein tenu jannat de$aan
Paindu
bola - Na jee Na - Mein tey HONDA hi le$aan:))
Funny
Sms
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