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man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next
moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE
SPECIFIC
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Joke
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time
?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends."
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Joke
Q:
Why did God create the man before he created the woman?
A1: The answer that
men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.
A2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first!
Daily
Joke
"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay
with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire' "
Everyone but Philip, who leaned
back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the
teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he
replied.
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